Just like The Very Hungry Caterpillar, if he dropped f-bombs and cried at grocery stores.
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LIVE ON AMAZON! My first book, The Very Hungry Pregnant Woman!
When I decided to write this book, I knew I needed the artwork to be as similar to Eric Carle's style as possible. I lucked out and found Alexis Dines and was-- and still am--in such awe of the work she did for The Very Hungry Pregnant Woman. Half the appeal of the book, IS the illustrations. That is true of my book and of the OG book that I parodied.
I added a section at the end, just for you!! How to support her so she and the L&D nurses and doctors don't hate you.
...review my own book, but if they did, it would go a little something like this:
5 stars! Wow! What a fun read! I laughed, I cried, I wiped my toddlers poopy bottom, then I washed my hands, and then I kept reading this hilarious book. Yeah, I wrote it, but I also LIVED it. So I feel like I am entitled to review it. The grocery store thing 100% happened.
Once you buy and receive your book, please review it. This is my first book and reviews make the Amazon gods happy. When the Amazon gods are happy, my book shows up in more searches.
The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle for the perfect baby shower gift. My book will be there to make the hungry expecting mommy laugh, and the classic children's book for her baby to grow up looking forward to at bedtime.
That's not required to buy this. Buy it for your pregnant friend, daughter, niece, cousin, best friend. Fuck it-- buy it for your pregnant enemy! Maybe she will read it and PEE HER PANTS in public and you will feel like you really got her back for whatever shady thing she once did to you!
This is a PARODY only for adults who understand the importance of a well-placed "FUCK!"
But she will not have a book to make her feel SEEN and cause her to laugh so hard, she pees her giant pregnancy undies.
Or, whenever Amazon decides to ship it.
Your very hungry co-worker needs it. So does your very hungry... mail delivery person. Also, your vet probably needs a copy.
Thank you so much! If I know you, and I didn't text you to say thank you, it is because I don't know your amazon name. Text me and tell me so I can thank you!
Not sure yet? Read reviews first, no pressure. But also...a little pressure.